6.26.2006

I can play the stick game


The detour to the detour...is the original route? Today my bus decided to go straight rather than turn off on the detour, though I have a sneaky suspicion the bus driver just messed up. The road is far from being done as construction in Surrey almost NEVER finishes.

Three short tips of advice that I picked up from the weekend:

If you don't have sun block, then ask someone else for sun block other wise your face will look like spiderman's. (When he wears his mask I mean)

If you're going to be sneaky and dishonest enough to cheat at a game (especially the stick game - yes I know..you have no clue what that is...nah nah nah!), then make sure you are also dishonest enough to not confess to cheating later.

If you play capture the flag, head first to the playground where you shall be injured rather than to the forest with the chest/fridge that contains bugs AND nothing. (So you don't waste time)

A dime is hard to find on the bottom of a pool, broken clocks are right twice a day, and succesfully throwing three balls held in one hand at the exact same time across a pool to 3 people who all catch them on the very first try is possible.

Yes, these were all relevant to my weekend.

5 comments:

Shaz said...

Another piece of advice:

When in doubt, have a cookie.

Anonymous said...

A completely nonsensical post! I guess I'm just out of the loop. Further advice: Never eat at a restaraunt located next to a pound.
Arf!

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